It’s the Christmas season again!

Time to get out my elf whip.

Santa’s Christmas Update:

It’s been exhausting!

Giving all those presents to those children is hard work…

Thank God for different time zones!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Blogging from my sleigh

On my way Australians with my six white boomers 

:D

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Santa

(Reblogged from criss--styles)
moleadot:

sometimes Santa’s job sucks.

Mrs Claus gets so jealous of the Tooth Fairy sometimes…
-Santa

moleadot:

sometimes Santa’s job sucks.

Mrs Claus gets so jealous of the Tooth Fairy sometimes…

-Santa

(Reblogged from moleadot)

Santa here

Christmas is barely a day away for some people! My elves are working overtime, my reindeer are stretching their hooves and I’m… Well, I’m supervising… 
That’s an important job, right? Mrs Claus tells me it’s important.

….

Oh, fine.

But I do deliver your gifts so you punks had better be damn grateful. 

melaphantastic:

RUDOLPH

God dammit who let Rudolph near the alcohol cabinet?

melaphantastic:

RUDOLPH

God dammit who let Rudolph near the alcohol cabinet?

(Reblogged from i-am-mrs-nesbit)

ermahgerd-sherlerk asked: May I have Tom Hiddleston for Christmas? Benedict Cumberbatch is also acceptable.

I’ll see what I can do, but so many little girls (and boys) want these men for Christmas, it might be a bit of a challenge to give them to you all! :D

- Santa

A small group of elves are threatening to strike.

let them try